You know you're in Redneck ROTC when..

You know you're in ROTC when:
-- You and your friends from ROTC walk together and in cadence. Wthout anyone calling it.
-- You change step while walking with friends without realizing you're doing it.
-- You call every adult sir or ma'am
-- you feel the need to salute even when out of uniform.
-- you polish every black pair of shoes you own, even the ones you're not supposed to.
-- you iron all your shirts with military creases
-- you wish everyone understood what you were talking about when you say "Hey! He's out of alignment!"
-- you wish everyoned understood what you were so upset about when said person was out of alignment.
-- Your CO starts to cry when you win something.
-- when you win something, you can die happy b/c everyone else is so proud and happy.
-- When you hear a bell ring, you immediately jump to attention and wait to be dismissed from class.
-- When being fallen in, it's not unusual to hear "Ok, y'all, fall in!"

Oh yeah. Redneck dominated ROTC, right there.